I love you mama ?? Enjoy your new home ?I am who I am, and I do everything I do because of you ? I love you more than I love myself and that’s a lot because I REALLY LOVE MYSELF ??
Sometimes a bad bitch only have themselves,??♀️ but that’s all a bad bitch needs ??♀️ My entire @colourpopcosmetics collection is on sale for 20% off ?? use code “WUTEVA” link in my stories bitch
Today we celebrate THE most important human species- A Woman.❣️ Wearing @fashionnova Lingerie ?? Makeup using my Colour Pop Collection In Wet ?
#bretmanxbirdbox ?? I was 100% committed to the box bc I almost had it the first time… but anyways full video in my story I guess
Nobody: …. Us:
Watch the whole video on @nikelosangeles ???♂️ Just Muthafucken Do It Bitch ??⚡️ Thank you guys for this opportunity I owe you the whole world and bitch you better be ready because I’m going to change the WORLD ?? @nikerunning@nikelosangeles
Lmfao throw back to my senior year when I went to states for Track??♂️ and I miraculously placed 6th for Hurdles out of like 100+ boys in the state..??♂️ as you can see I did not want to do a Shaka ?? and I was trying to stay lowkey bc the rain RUINED my makeup, I was pressed- Idk why I never posted this bc I was actually really proud of myself for dealing with school, traveling, social media and sports✨? Tomorrow I’ll be on my way to Oregon to see my home gworls at @nike and I think it’s so funny how life works bc this feels like a complete full circle like wow I’m a bad bitch ??♀️☀️
Me bored as fuck playing with my home, girl ?☀️ just minding my own business
Bitch I got my lash lifted today and it got me feeling like a whole new bitch, ????♀️ Outfit from @fashionnova btw #nofilter #cute #yesiknow#yourlashextensioncould #never#feelingcute #krisjenner
It’s always the ugly bitches hating….ALWAYS ? like if you agree and if you’re cute
Some of you ain’t me, and it really shows ??
My favorite video my sister and I have ever filmed !? Me teaching her the rules of the road??? Because she a driver or whatevah ? Link in BIO
No Face, No Case ? Happy Valentines ho ♥️ some of you haven’t shopped my @colourpopcosmetics collab and it really shows. Stay Lit bitch?, keep those pussies tight and your wallets loose this V-Day
My sister and I always performing ????? @maelovecleo ? Princess Outfit is @fashionnova ✨ New YouTube video Link in Bio Ladies it’s the funniest video we ever did
Cleo took this selfie of us.. aren’t we so cute ? ✨??? Category is Navy Blue??♂️
Someone help me ? Putting on mascara and rolling my lashes got me feeling some typa way?? I literally don’t know how to act
This is what I mean when I text “Ha” ?? not no Hahaha just “Ha”??♂️ if you’re wondering how my ankles are watch my story
Happy Birthday @nikita_dragun ?? I hate calling her my best friend because she’s more like the sister that I never asked for but got stuck with ?? only if y’all knew half the shit I went thru with this bitch y’all would die. I’m thankful for douching with me and getting me ready for my dick appointments, and always hyping me up ?? thank you for always picking up my FaceTime calls and telling me stories for hours that I never ask for it✨ You’re literally me ! And I love you as much as I love my self, and I Hate Myself ?
Just some Q&A’s ?? I don’t know why so many people asked me to repost these but ???♂️ my stories are always cute thanks for everyone who watches my shenanigans
I hate when I’m trying to be a hoe and my mom trynna clean ??? Shirt from @fashionnova or whatevah… New Youtuve Video aswell Link in BIO
Skin + Sunny = Skinny ?✨ Comment your skin care routine ☀️? I just mind my business 3 times a day.. BTW I’m wearing my Stop It Blush from @colourpopcosmetics
The worst thing you can do to your haters is knowing your worth and how beautiful you are ?? because once you do, bitch it’s game over for your hater hoes…? Bitch I’m cute and if you don’t think so, then that’s your problem not mines ?
I love these @lesamishomme undies ?they make my ass look so phat?? check them out ➡️ http://Lesamishomme.com ? use code BRETMAN20 for 20% off
#10yearchallenge Girl let me tell you ! I took the first picture in 2009 for my first Profile picture for Friendster/MySpace, ?? and I had just pierced my ears so I was really feeling myself? and the second pic I took it 10 min ago lol.. omg I was 10 and now I’m 20 that’s like so gross
I hate when I look so cute and beat my face and I don’t have anywhere to go ??? like I can’t throw this look away . Lips are from @colourpopcosmetics and they are from my Wet Collection hunny ??
Me trying to write an essay about Saving Turtles ?? we should really save turtles doe bc I live for turtles, they just mind they own business, which is something y’all should do as well
Me and my bestie is stepping out ?? y’all better make wey @cleoamoreamiotonu
Ugh ? Winter in Hawaii is too damn cold ?❄️ I had to cover up ??
The first 39 seconds of 2019 was spent like this ?? Happy New Year Bitches !! 2019 is the year to be extra ?✨ let’s leave being basic in 2018 , be more confident and love your selves this year! Dream bigger than you have ever dreamed before and chase that shit ❤️? I’m so excited for what the universe has in store for us this year ! I love you bitch
I can’t believe they cut out my part on BirdBox ????? #birdbox my acting was so good
Mornings with @cleoamoreamiotonu ✨?❤️ new YouTube video btw link in my bio ??
Mood for 2019…. ?? Are you gonna Hear or Listen??? and are you gonna Read or Comprehend?? That is the question ✨ also YouTube video ! Link in bio
Tbh It doesn’t even feel like the holidays ✨?? but swipe ➡️ for some holiday spirit ?? Comment your Venmo username and I’ll send 5 random people something cute ??
Sorry I couldn’t see you thru my booked and busy-ness ??
Bretman The Science Bitch?????? feat @cleoamoreamiotonu ? I wanted to make snow for her because we live in Hawaii and we ain’t got snow so enjoy
What are y’all thinking about it ??? I’m thinking about how I’m still alive despite of all the dumb shit I do? like how am I still alive??
Just teaching Cleo the fundamentals of pole dancing?? You have to start then young you know? … @cleoamoreamiotonu ? we were running at the end because my mom keeps scolding me for putting her on the pole lol
Did you watch my new Video yet ? ?☹️ We did a seafood boils muckbang and girl it was an adventure.. not to mention my sister is allergic to it??? Link in BIO to watch
Things I do when I get bored…?? this is why I don’t let myself get bored… this is the type of shit imma be doing in Hell
#ad Go buy some condoms, or whatevah?. In all seriousness, @Durex_USA is doing something really cool in partnership with @RED – a portion of every purchase of these new condoms goes to support the fight against HIV and AIDS in Africa. Link in my bio #havesexsavelives
Bretman The Science Bitch : Holding Fire ? ?Y’all I literally saw my eyebrows life flash before my eyes ?? why do I do this shit to myself? oh and happy birthday to the good ol sis @billnye
SWAG… Something We Asians Got ?? 2012 me was THAT BITCH, with her brown hair and skinny brows no one could tell her nothing ?? comment something you remember from 2012
Why do they call it baby sitting, when you don’t even get to sit on a baby ??? Happy Thanks Giving from Cleo’s baby hairs to yours ?? We are so thankful for you ?? @cleoamoreamiotonu
My sister @maelovecleo and I did the guess that song challenge ??and it has got to be the funniest video we’ve ever filmed ?? Link in Bio for the full video, comment other videos and challenges we should film
How my food sees me from the microwave…… ?????
I dead ass carried a whole body mirror into my balcony to take this picture ?? New Youtube Video Link in Bio !! ?
These types of things really breaks my heart… No one ever ask me what I’m under.. ??? so pls tag someone and ask them what they are under… FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO?? it’s titled : Why I cut her off for 2 months lol
I have been trying out this new workout plan called Minding my own Business .?I have been doing it the past week and I can already see results on my butt ❤️? I really recommend Minding my own Business, it works on all body types and all ages.. . . Mind my Business Try it today!! ❤️Link in BIO to try this diet plan ? DM me for questions
Revealing my Collection to my sister Video is now UP !! ?? lol after two months of not talking because we’re both dramatic asf we finally filmed a video @maelovecleo ??This video means so much to me not only because of my collection but it’s the first time ever that I actually sat down and just say thank you and poured my heart Full Video on YouTube ?♀️?♂️
My Wet? and Lit? collection is NOW AVAILABLE, Shop the link in my BIO ✨? @colourpopcosmetics
Some behind the scene lewks for y’all ??? My Collection Launches tomorrow with @colourpopcosmetics at 10am PST ❤️??Thank you guys for all the support, I can’t wait for you guys to enjoy my little gifts to y’all – I’m looking for talented artist to get some products from the collection, if you are or know of any amazing artist please tag them below ???❤️ #bretmanxcolourpop – MUG?- @makeupbysamuel HAIR✂️ – @jesushairSTYLIST? – @hausofgee Gays can do ANYTHING ? haha
When you wake up from your nap and he already eating your ass…. and you’re just like… then you go back to fake napping ???❄️ Wearing the Wet Collection from my new @colourpopcosmetics – – Give Away Time ? BRETMANROCK X COLOURPOP GIVEAWAY ? Aloha muthaf*ckas! Win a trip to HAWAII for you and your BFF + the #BretmanxColourpop Collection! How to enter: – 1. Like this Picture 2. Follow @Bretmanrock & @ColourpopCosmetics3. Tag your travel buddy 4. Multiple entires okay! 1 Comment = 1 Entrie